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The Spoiler’s Summer Awards – Part One
And the award for most unnecessary caps in a headline goes to… Apologies once again for the lack of activity on The Spoiler this summer. To compensate – or punish further, depending on your view –...
View ArticleThe Spoiler’s Summer Awards – Part Two
The star turn of the summer, joined by his new glamour signing… There’s adulation for a Serie A club’s president, criticism of Arsenal’s impatient fans and Lyon’s lack of transfer activity in the...
View ArticleHenry return not certain to get the goals flowing at the Emirates
Arsenal fans used to hand over their life savings for an Emirates season-tickets knowing what they were getting: four-goal strolls past Blackburn and Wigan and chastening defeats to Manchester United...
View ArticleCalling Arsenal, Newcastle, anyone – don’t let Berbatov leave
While Sir Alex Ferguson always seems slightly sceptical no matter how many goals his record signing scores, most Manchester United fans appear to love them some Dimitar Berbatov. And what’s not to...
View ArticleArsenal chairman: “A Champions League spot would be nice”
With Garry Cook no longer at large, it feels fair to generalise that most football club suits favour a policy of either taking out restraining orders on microphones or only stepping in front of them to...
View ArticleThe return of the Champions League is less than a week away!
February 14. An expensive seat at a posh venue, painstakingly but thoughtfully prepared montages and a bit of spine-chilling orchestra music to accompany the dulcet tweet of Howard Webb’s whistle. It...
View ArticleRevealed: the real reason behind Arsenal’s dramatic recent revival
There are several theories as to why Arsenal have gone from sailing along in summer holiday mode to sudden favourites for fourth with a decent chance of overhauling Tottenham. Some will link it to the...
View ArticleWhat would you do – if you were Bayern boo boy Arjen Robben?
Arjen Robben’s future appeared to have been resolved in early May when he scribbled his name down on a two-year contract extension, then the Champions League final happened. His one meeting with the...
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Jack Wilshere accused of ‘taking upskirt photos in club’
Girl alleges midfielder was up to mischief on night of arrest Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere has been labelled ‘juvenile and rude’ (a badge most 18-year-old footballers would wear with pride) after being...
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Carlos Vela and Efrain Juarez banned for six months after Mexico squad host...
One of these two was born a man… Jinking Arsenal striker Carlos Vela has been suspended from the Mexiconational squad for six months after throwing a wild celebration party, complete with 14...
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Harry Redknapp merked by Arsenal pranksters
Lesson: never sleep in public Spitting further fuel on North London relations, an Arsenal prankster caught Henry Redknapp napping. Cringe! The post Harry Redknapp merked by Arsenal pranksters appeared...
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WTMFF?? Jack Wilshere had if off with a pretty stripper!
Wilshere – rehydrating As if to hammer home his blissful teenage innocence, Jack Wilshere has been caught out for steamrollering a pretty stripper behind his girlfriend’s back. As everyone knows, the...
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Forget Cesc, Barca want Nasri
The word on the street is that Barcelona’s ongoing quest to punch Arsene Wenger directly in the underpants has found them switching their sights from their prodigal son, Cesc Fabregas, and onto the...
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Arsene Wenger needs to stop talking very, very soon…
Big mouth strikes again… There have been three distinct periods during Arsene Wenger’s time in charge of Arsenal. First there was Le Professeur Period. People were whining about how he didn’t have...
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Stoke chairman reckons fans would be ‘bored to death’ if they played like...
O RLY? Despite having not seen his side score a league goal from open play since January, Stoke City owner Peter Coates has launched a strident defence of the team’s direct, any-means-necessary style...
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Sam Allardyce blames Arsene Wenger for his rubbish football reputation
Rubbish Shirt, Sam… Remember when Arsene Wenger was first appointed Arsenal boss? Remember the whole ‘Bloody foreign managers, ay? Coming here and taking the jobs of good ol’ British managers and being...
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The Spoiler Awards – Match of the Season
Hmm… Now that all the proper football has finished and we’re left with a summer of reading how Cesc Fabregas will be off to Barcelona any minute and that Man City have bid £3.2billion for Zlatan...
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Henderson to Liverpool, Fabregas to Barca and other stuff…
Mwah! So, Rihanna has been on stage again singing her saucy songs and even giving one FEMALE fan a lap dance! Anyone would think she was trying to be controversial to generate publicity to sell records...
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Wenger? Wilshere? Arshavin? Nah, Mourinho wins it for Arsenal…
God, he’s gorgeous Well, that was pretty good wasn’t it? There may not have been any Brit awards or other such nonsense last night, but there was more than enough glitz and glamour and sexy stuff...
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It had to happen, didn’t it? Walcott out, Fabregas doubtful
Maybe Theo won’t be too badly missed… Things were going so well. They’d just got the best result in the history of the world ever by beating Barcelona, they are still in with a shout of the Premier...
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